21 GOING IN FOR SEVENTEEN?
17th : DOUBLE EW, TEE, EFF
Read the convo, it's worth it. Another classic Adri moment sial.
n. says:
heh hi adri
i saw u in seventeen
A . says:
what
no?
WHAT?
mulletman says:
adri
HAHAHAHAHA
n. says:
dodgy men problems aye?
mulletman says:
what were you doing in SEVENTEEN?
you retard
A . says:
I WASN'T
n. says:
yes u were!
mulletman says:
aah. all my respect
gone. gone
A . says:
why!
WHAT DID I SAY?
did they sneak shot me?
n. says:
u said u were having some man problem
A . says:
NO!
n. says:
YOUR PICTURE WAS THERE
A . says:
omg
OMG
ITS NOT ME
n. says:
AND YOUR NAME TOO
A . says:
WHAT?!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT
no seriously, DONT FUCK WITH ME ABT THIS!
n. says:
im not fucking abt
i forgot when the issue was for.
A . says:
HAHAHAHA
worw
n. says:
there's another girl who was on the same page as u
her question was fabricated as well
u know any previous intern from seventeen?
A . says:
but i dont know any interns
mulletman says:
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
A . says:
WORW THIS IS NOT FUNNY DI
n. says:
diammah di
A . says:
was my picture hideous?
mulletman says:
yes
A . says:
oh go away di
n. says:
no u looked sweet
mulletman says:
HAHA
sweet
n. says:
but u were complaining abt some guy
mulletman says:
what did she say?
n. says:
with commitment issues or something
mulletman says:
hahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha
A . says:
WORW
mulletman says:
OH ADRI!!!!!!!
A . says:
HAHAHAHA
mulletman says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
A . says:
they totally made tht shit up!
HAHAHA
mulletman says:
now ppl think you're a clingy loser
A . says:
I KNOW
and MY FACE IS THERE
how long ago was this?
n. says:
cant remember
recently i think
i think its the one with the Rihanna cover
i think u were saying abt how u were dating some guy for 2 yrs?
and he didn't want to commit or was acting dodgy or something
like didn't return ur calls?
i cant remember very well
A . says:
HWAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
n. says:
BUT IT WAS FUNNEH
mulletman says:
hahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhahahahhahah
adri!
n. says:
u mean u didnt know adri???
nobody told u???
A . says:
NO!
worw
WORW
The next morning, Aloysius texts me in amazement to ask me whether this person (Adryana, age 20) who's the splitting image of me really is me and to inform me that the other girl in the column is actually Casandra. And all along, I thought this Column was something like they interview you on the street and someone I knew there just fabricated it and put it in forgetting to tell me.
But he then tells me that it's one of those Aunt Agony type pages where people write letters in. So it's either someone hates me and Casan and decides to use our identities and photographs, or it's some lost lonely girl who was desperate for her questions to be answered and then stumbled across our friendster and used our identities, or someone there is making up these letters to the magazine.
The first is unsmart since its so much easier to smear our reputation by writing into a health/sex column, or saying something that portrays us in an unflattering light. The second is highly unlikely because... like seriously? And third... well most probable.
I'm waiting fr Aloy to come show me the page on Friday. After that I'll call SPH after and ask "WASSUP HOMIES". I doubt that they will admit to making up cock&bull but we'll see how things pan out.
Oh and if anyone has last month's issue of Seventeen (yeah, I know right) please go see whether the photo of me really is hideous or not. :/