BLOG POST OF THE WEEK FOR LAST WEEK
WORW!
Last week was a major rollercoaster.
On Tuesday I took a cab to work and walked straight to the shop front. I had a bit o difficulty slotting the key in and was getting impatient when it finally went in. But then when I tried to turn it, of course it wouldn't. So there I was with my heavy bag, not made up or anything, looking like hell with my hair in a ratty ugly ponytail twisting this key and muttering obscenities. I wasted a good few minutes on this pointless exercise and it's getting later and later. And at work we have a late penalty: 50c/min. :/
I check t see who was on shift and closed last night; Shira . So I call Shira who doesn't pick up my call then I call Dawn(the boss) who doesn't pick up either. I decide to text Dawn "I've been trying t open the shutters for 5 min and it WONT OPEN and tht im gna try fr another 5 and if it doesn't open I'm going to call the shutter ppl" (There is a number on the shutter.)
By this time I have attracted some attention from the breakfast eaters at the tables outside. The cleaner guy tries t be helpful but ends up pissing me off.
CG: "Na ge key tai da le (that key is too big) hai si ni bu yong li (or you're not using enough strength)"
A: "Wo yong zhe ge key hen dou chi le (I've used this key many times before). Wo zhi dao wo zai zhou she me la (I know what I'm doing la)"
At the end of my shit-o-meter and pissed off as hell, I decide t call the shutter ppl. I stand back arms akimbo, ready to bark at the whoever answers the phone. I look up and realise... I'm standing in front of Cococlub instead o Star Spangled Chimpanzees...
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I end up being 11 minutes late. $5.50 for a lesson well learnt. And a good chuckle for everyone I've told.
On Wednesday Sarah came to Holland to hang and then we headed to meet Thomas & Co.
We got off the bus and crossed the road. As we were walking to Bukit Timah Plaza, under the flyover, I started talking about how Izzy used to tell me that spirits lived in the recesses up under where we were walking. She went on about how they live in trees. Suddenly (here our stories don't tally) she either grips my arm or she mock screams or sth and I go into a panic and scream and she screams and we both scream like... loudly? And for a really long time?
But no, that's not the best part.
We come to the back of Bukit Timah Plaza and see that it's closed, we decide to go around to the front. We come across what we think are very high steps, which of course we find out later, are not actually steps. We decide climbing up the "steps" was too hard, and decide to climb this steep bit of concrete running next to the "steps". We climb and climb and by the time we decide that this was a bad idea, we were too scared to go back down the slippery slope (literally).
So we come to this wall.
Which we have to straddle to get over and drop down on the other side. Problem is, its quite a drop so we have to hold on for dear life for a few seconds before we drop down. No, actually that's part one of the problem. Part 2 of the problem is that there's quite a drop on both sides of the wall.
So I go over confident that it'll all be alright, and now it's Sarah's turn. She's chickenshitbatshit scared and it takes a bit of coaxing to get her to come over. She straddles the wall and I take her bag, telling her that she's too far to the right (and therefore will fall to her demise). She doesn't hear me and goes over the wall. I realise that her right foot is dangling above a gaping chasm and she of course is going on obliviously "Eh where do I drop". My heart flutters and I reach out, grabbing her dress (and her thong for good measure) dragging her over to the left. She then berates me "Thanks ah. You pulled my thong". To which I retaliate with a "I SAVED YOUR LIFE BITCH".
We get down and realise that we are standing on top of a...
entrance. Uh huh, this my shit.
We carry on to the entrance and realise... we're supposed to meet them at Beauty World.
Here's pictures from the week before last!
6TH, HERE WE GO AGAIN:
Star Spangled Chimpazees from the Runaway Caravan Show
Welcome to
7TH, IT:
Sarah worked the IT Show, and she was the most entertaining bit of it
Yoghurt has never been so fun
Cheems!
Mewbs
Song
9TH JOE TURNS 21:
Joe + Wj
:D
These are from Kenny's cos my camera died:
Joe + Wj
Blindfolded
Trussed like a turkey
21 Water Bombs
Birthday present that he had to suffer for: PSP!
10TH, MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT:
My auntie bought my 21st birthday present early since she's not going to be here for the actual day. I know Soho asked for a picture, but I think I'll wait for the actual day.
And my new pretty shoes that I have no place to wear to. Enzo Angiolini at 50% off!
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