your sins are not my style: HOLLA BACK

BITCHEZZZ!

or not.
you know.
either way.
or neither way.
whatev.

So I've been sick like the proverbial dog. Fever, throat, nose, the works. As I type, I wheeze and whistle through my one good nostril (whichever it happens to be at that point) and my no-good lungs.

Anyhoo, today we had a near-fight happen outside Cococlub. It involved an Lao beng + Haggard looking Wife + Pure Milk wearing Daughter, a prudish middle aged woman + her fat brat primary3 son + Grandma. All of them vociferous, all of them belligerent.

Lao Beng (LB) was smoking after an enjoyed lunch. Pruddish Middle Aged Woman (PMAW) addressed her son loudly denouncing smokers while making snide remarks as to the moral intergrity of the people sitting next to her. (You know the type; "SOME PEOPLE AH, SO INCONSIDERATE. No Smoking signs everywhere they still smoke")

Pure Milk wearing Daughter decides to act in the very same passive aggressive way, in the form of a not so witty retort directed at her mother. ("Hawker centre what. Not inside food court or anything. SOME PEOPLE so KIASI")

This then escalates into more passive aggressiveness albeit LOUDER in volume - at this juncture I put down my book, The Emporor's Children (very good)- unable to ignore this drama unfolding out at such LOUD volume.

Can I stress that it was LOUD. Because I was sitting, oh maybe, 3metres away.

It proceeds to get louder after this. Because LB gets up to challenge PMAW who quips some stupid lines like
"IF MY SON WASN'T ASTHMATIC I WOULDN'T CARE. But he IS! YOU CAN SET OFF AN ATTACK"

As well as;

"BE RESPONSIBLE! MY SON IS HERE! BE RESPONSIBLE! BE RESPONSIBLE!"

And the ultimate;

"I was addressing my son what! Why cannot? That means you ADMIT to being wrong la!"

OH PLEASE does anyone use that defense anymore? Just sayitbitchSAYIT already "I was talking shit about you LOUDLY so you can HEAR MY DISPLEASURE but I'm pretending it's directed at my SON".

Oh, and my favorite bit.

Haggard Wife/ PMWD (not sure which) : "NABEI"

PMAW : "NABEI? WHAT NABEI!!?!!!" The hysterical edge to that last "nabei" took the bloody cake.

24TH:

26TH, TABOO:

Here's a picture of Thomas for the Melbourne people!

Melvin's place for Taboo. Sarah got partnered with Thomas for a few games and she had very creative attempts at getting him to guess the word. Not all of them worked.

For example the word "Blizzard":
S: What crawls along the walls?

T: Lizards!

S: Okay, good. This word sounds like that. Except its to describe when SNOW falls VERY HEAVILY.

T: ERM. ERM.... SNOW LIZARD!

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28TH, SCH:
NP: