SUAY STREAK

So, in an effort to erase the bad taste of phone theft I went fr lunch with Aloysius at Parkway. Another usual work day, with an unusual friend.

We sit on the bench outside BK after lunch, me enjoying a cigg and him enjoying a teh-o ice. We stand up and leave after half an hour. 2 potbellied men, one Indian; complete with oily mustache, one Malay; complete with bad breath, come hurtling after us. Mr. Indian politely says "Hi Sirs (??!?!?!), we're from the NEA".

Of course my brain doesn't connect this immediately and it's obvious that Aloy thinks that they're just salesmen, as I do as well.

They're not, geniuses.

Me flicking my cigg butt into the flowerbed conveniently placed behind the bench is apparently a "minor offence". Aloy leaving his cup on the bench with is comparatively a "serious offence".

my "minor offence" is costing me $200. And if I don't pay in 6 weeks, I'm going to court. Aloy on the other hand is required to attend court as well as pay a $200 fine, and possibly CWO. But at least he can call someone and bitch abt it.

I then told a couple of people about it and how I felt as if there was a possibility tht my tattoo of birds was making my luck fly away (yes, I do realise how Chinese that makes me sound). I kept expecting old men to jump out of bushes flashing their peepees. Or one of the dogs tripping over my feet and getting knocked down. Or my com crashing with a resounding BABOOOOOM!. Or something to tht effect.

Well.

The dog didnt get knocked down. But he did semi-drown at Sentosa, in the care of the Pet Shop People who we pay fr that service. He inhaled water and 4 hrs later, they discovered him breathing laboriously. He went for an X- Ray, 2 injections, 1 Intravenous tube, an oxygen mask, and a blood test among other things.

This has been a costly day fr all of us. :(

I've decided that on Sunday I'm going on a Religious/Ritualistic Cleansing of some sort. I'm hitting a church, a Indian temple, a Chinese temple, and perhaps stand outside and absorb some atmosphere of a Mosque. I also plan to go to a tarot card reader, a fortune teller (Chinese and Indian) and other specialists.

Knowing how suay I am. I'll be surprised if I can publish this.

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Gw3n: I did use yr photos! 3 o them summore.

I-Know-Who: That's cos yr all not photogenic at all. And you were all high. Not my fault!