Wednesday, 23 May 2007

THIS FEELING IS STARTING TO STICK


I abhor people who think they are different, and write things like "No one understands me. I'm different. I think too much, I dream too much..."

"Different" should only be used in cases where the person in question is either mentally or physically impaired. Even in those cases "different" is still a euphemism. Same goes for "Special", and worse still, "Challenged".

I am a big fan of clarity and pragmatism. So if you can bend backwards and perform fellatio on yourself, then you should be classified as "Superhumanly Motherfuckingnly Uberly Flexible (and slightly disgusting)".
Or if you see castles in the sky and can replicate the exact scaled dimensions down to a mm, then you could be called "Scarily Visual and winner of this year's Architect of the Year Award (and next year's, and the year after that, and...)


The rest of us, we're chickens in front of a television. BOOYAHH.


Nick> I jst wna be the chick staring out the window.

Sunkissed> I cannot lie. I cant endure that pain for you. She gave a "O RLY" look when I mentioned tt Ivan cld drive the car till I get my papers. I don't like that look. So I'm not gna ask again.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

who is the guy in that picture. you so need to be his friend.
muhahaha

Anonymous said...

what guy in what picture