EXOSKELETAL

I proposed to Vern my HDB Advertisement Idea (not that HDB needs ads, they are the only form of cheap public housing available). It can fit into 3o secs. It wld go:

1-3 sec: Shot of Happy Bride being carried over the threshold of HDB flat by Happy Groom (interracial couple preferred that way, cos Singapore is diverse and the best way t show this is with all races included in ads)

4-7 sec: Happy Bride is now Happy Mother-to-be. She's grossly pregnant and calls out to her neighbours of another racial group who come joyously running to help her.

8-11 sec: Happy Mother-to-be has officially lost her hyphenated afterthoughts. She sits surrounded by Happy Neighbours of different age+race, radiating, baby son cooing gently/sleeping. (Soft light and focus is needed fr this shot)

12-15: Happy Mother is now Happy Aunty and she looks at a properly kitsch photograph of her son in his graduation gown his arms around a pretty girl, with his parents (Happy Aunty and Happy Uncle) beside them.

16-25: Happy Son gets married in a voideck wedding. Happy Uncle smiles and shakes Happy Son's hand vigorously while thinking "He's a real man". Happy Aunty wipes a tear from her eye and looks up lamb-like piteously as Happy Uncle and Happy Son look at her as if to say "w o m e n!"
25:-28: Happy Son has become Emofuck Son as he cries (but still looks good) at Happy(no more) Aunty's Coffin. Melancholic Uncle looks on with a sombre expression and glances up to heaven and nods his head in an understanding manner. -FADE TO BLACK-

28-30: HDB. 'Cos our buildings last longer than you.

I think I could make some money selling this idea. What say you?

Kelv> vintage cars my darling, are manual. i need auto. im only doing auto license. i cant b fucked t do manual. hahaha and ive put you back on my friendster featured. HAPPY?

Ter> yah. spoke t mummy (who is financing this venture) and she said get the papers first. DAYYMMM.